Joe kept on making money on the stock market, regardless whether it was going up or down. This attracted the attention of the Security Commission who tailed him night and day. Nothing seemed out of the ordinary except that Joe bought several barrels of apple juice every week. When Joe was out one day, the agents put in hidden surveillance cameras all over his house. It revealed that he fills his bathtub with the apple juice, sits in it and then calls his broker on his cell phone to buy and sell.
Needless to say, he was promptly arrested for “in cider trading”.
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Dedicated to the lowest life on the Earth – the Financial Consultant. (My apologies to the Lawyers and Politicians for not giving them this honour ... it was close though.)
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