Sunday, March 15, 2009

Doggone It^^

Dingos, the wild dogs of Australia, usually hunt in packs, and can even corner and kill a kangaroo. However, if a dingo is on its own, chasing a big prey is futile. It must lie flat and slowly creep up on a rabbit and pounce. End result? Slump Dog Meal on Hare


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Dedicated to Frisky my late Maltese terrier - asked for little, gave so much.
(Yes you can sometimes make a good movie for just $15 million - Slumdog Millionaire)

Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Bird Droppings^^

Homing pigeons and doves were still in use during WW2 to carry secret messages from behind enemy lines. Of course this method was well-known and there were standing orders to shoot down any homing birds on sight. Some almost made it back across the front line falling into no man's land between the opposing front lines. Soldiers sometimes had to venture yonder into the danger zone to retrieve the messages from the gory bird carcasses that lie there.

In other words, 
Home Gored Doves Lie Yon
(Whom God Loves Die Young)

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These famous words of consolation make no sense and insults those who live long good lives. 
For the military to function effectively, no independent thinking is allowed except perhaps at the highest echelon. The rest just follow orders or face a court martial. This feghoot is dedicated to John Lennon who died at 40.
Imagine there's no countries
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to kill or die for
And no religion too
Imagine all the people
Living life in peace