Burning Bush^^^^

"Hey guys" Bush said eagerly "Do I have time to start another war? Huh? Huh?"
 All heads turned to the ceiling.

 "Ok, ok, I get it ... how about some sanctions then ... Huh? Huh? ... our guy in Iraq ... what's his name? ah yes Maliki ... he just got no respect. We made him Prime Minister and the nerve of that guy telling us to set a date for withdrawal .... when the oils runs out, buddy ... when the oil runs out... what an idiot ... yeh ... I want to bar all their exports ... except oil of course ... that will show him who's the boss"

"You should check with Obama before you do anything. Mr. President"

 "What about Burma ... Huh? ... Huh? Everybody hates that country with those suppressive generals in charge. Locking up what's her name ...Sue Me ... uh ... Suu Kyi for so many years and killing those monks ... We can bar the export of their gemstones and whatever other crap they have over there."

 "You should check with Obama before you do anything. Mr. President"

"Ok .. ok .. get him on the line ... he owes me a big one ... he knows damn well that the only reason he got elected was because of me ... yeh ... I know what all of you all are thinking ... but you're wrong ... God told me to create all this mess so that Obama will be elected ... it was God's plan all along and I followed it perfectly ... so there!"

"Obama on the line, sir"

"Hi Barry ... I need to check with you on this .... " and Bush explains his sanction plans.
"So Barry ..." he whispers "I'll look like a lame duck if I don't do something ... you owe me Barry ... please Barry ... please .... ok then, at least say your name ... why? ... no reason at all ... just say your name ...PLEASE JUST SAY YOUR NAME WILL YOU! ... thanks Barry ... bye bye"

"What did he say, sir?" a general asked.

With a smile, Bush replied "Bar Iraq or Burma"
                                               (Barack Obama)
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Dedicated to Pres Obama. A historic win must be followed by a historic change to the massive damage that has been done -- wars, economy, environment for starters.

(thanks Shaan for helping me on the rhyming of Barack to Iraq)