Friday, August 24, 2007

Here and Gone^

A conversation between a father and daughter


F: You know, I'm getting deaf ....


d: Hear today, Gone tommorrow ...


F: And balding too ...


d: Hair today, Gone tommorrow ...


F: Now stop that. How is your German friend with the sickly pet rabbit ...


d : Herr today, Gone tommorrow ... Hare today, Gone tommorrow ...


F: Now cut that out or I'll disown you ...


d: Heir today, Gone tommorrow ...
By the way dad, I am changing my sex .....


F: Oh well! Her today, Gone tomorrow.


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