A conversation between a father and daughter
F: You know, I'm getting deaf ....
d: Hear today, Gone tommorrow ...
F: And balding too ...
d: Hair today, Gone tommorrow ...
F: Now stop that. How is your German friend with the sickly pet rabbit ...
d : Herr today, Gone tommorrow ... Hare today, Gone tommorrow ...
F: Now cut that out or I'll disown you ...
d: Heir today, Gone tommorrow ...
By the way dad, I am changing my sex .....
F: Oh well! Her today, Gone tomorrow.
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